10 Signs That You Might…Just MIGHT…Need a New Roof
You can gaze directly up at the stars from bed at night.
A rainy day results in the opening of umbrellas–INSIDE the house.
The bottom’s of Dad’s shoes suddenly appear next to the ceiling light.
Mowing the lawn is preceded by picking shingles out of the grass.
Your real estate agent looks up, slowly shakes her head and walks off muttering.
The satellite technician mysteriously disappears off the top of your house.
Your roof sings like Sinead O’Connor on windy days.
Guests seem unusually reluctant to remove their hats.
Your lush, green backyard is outdone only by the lush vegetation on TOP of the house.
An attic inspection reveals the missing satellite technician–two years later.